A story of how I almost got arrested, anyone?

>be 11 year old me
>be a retard
>having a sleepover
Ok I'm gonna quit it with the green text shit because I'm not on 4chan.
Anyways, so my friend is coming over to my house because the only person that sleeps in my house other than me is my stepdad. And he sleeps like a rock. He has a bunch of 8th grade friends (there were really only three) and he was planning to go hang out with them and graffiti on this bridge near a school. Since I'm a dumb little shit, I decide to go with him. It takes like 30 minutes to get there via bike, and they're already there at the school waiting on the roof. We climb up this pole thing, and sit up there and talk and shit for a bit. Then we decide to climb down and go to the bridge, because it's getting late. So after that, one of them drops the damn spray paint. Then we go fuck around at the bridge with railroad spikes and shit and try and pop tires because pro. On our way back, we find the spraypaint.

NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THESE FUCKERS DO?
WE DON'T GO BACK TO THE BRIDGE
WE GO TO THE SCHOOL AND GRAFFITI IT OMG
THESE NIGGAS ARE STUPID.

Anyways.
Nobody would've known we had did it if this little shit who dropped the spraypaint didn't drop it and you know what else? HE FUCKING GETS LOCKED OUT OF HIS HOUSE
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
Anyways. (annoying anyways segue count: 3)
Then he fucking tells his mom everything.
You little shit.
So we had to go back, and fix everything.
Then this police officer ass dude comes and he's all like "We may have to take you all to a juvenile detention center"
so like you understand i'm fucking freaking out right about now
but we got off with a weekend of fixing up the school grounds.
SO THAT'S HOW I ALMOST GOT ARRESTED

I've almost gotten arrested before, too. My dumbass friend and I were doing parkour up the side of a parking complex...