Corrupt-A-Wish

The concept is simple. One user wishes for something, the next corrupts it, then wishes for something. The thing repeats.

User 1: I wish for a cat.
User 2: Granted, it saw you as food and ate you. I wish for a boat.
User 3: Granted, it had holes so it sank in the ocean.
ETC, ETC.

TO BEGIN: I wish for some pie.

Granted, it was the pie bombs from SpongeBob.

I wish for a better processor.

Granted. You got the 12 core Intel Xeon processor. Too bad nothing's compatible with it!

I wish pokemon were real.

Granted, you copnstantly run in to numerous Poochyena and Zigzagoon.

I wish I didn't have to go to school Monday.

Granted, your car sunk in a pothole.

I wish for to obtain bacon from Grumpig The Piggy

(^Side note: I'm too young to drive)

Granted, being Grumpig bacon, it bounces away from you.

I wish the Lilycove City music wasn't so hard to recreate in a MIDI.